Putting the EX in EXEC

There’s only one thing more satisfying than seeing a beloved colleague perp-walked out the door, clutching their pathetic little bankers’ box filled with mementos and stolen Sharpies… and that’s hearing about a unbeloved client getting thrown out on his or hers or someone else’s buttocks.

And if you’re like us, you’ve got a special ho you’d love to see heave-hoed. As Gilbert once said to Sullivan:

And they’d none of them be missed.

There’s the client who bellows,

With enthusiastic tone,

“That was MY idea!”

Claiming every concept as his own.

And  you-now-who at you-know where,

Who always reeks of Cheez-It;

Who never knows what she wants

And doesn't know it when she sees it.

I don’t think they would be missed

I’m sure they’d not be missed.

Comments

[James Ensor]

I nominate, in a Celine Dion kind of way, XXXXX (co-president of marketing for lionsgate) for immediate "ex-hood". Don't get me wrong, the guy has phenomenal taste, but years and years of power have gone to this man's head and he is a mean, nasty, and vindictive person. Which, come to think of it, describes so many studio executives out there. But if there is such a thing as a "miserable index", than his score is all the way at the top.