Mission In Action

If you’re like us, your head is such a big, old bag of puffed up affectations and self-importance that you can barely lift it off your pillow each morning. Which is why we were so thrilled when we went looking for this month’s Mystery Mission Statement and came upon this agency's superbly pretentious website. 

So moved were we by the genuine artificiality of their site that we found ourselves weeping openly and unashamedly. Instead of some coarse About Us manifesto, instead of some boastful Client List, instead of some vulgar showcasing of their Portfolio, the site is simply, honestly, nakedly their logo and a line from The Karate Kid. 

So transported were we by the feng shuiness of it all we could have sworn we were seated at Benihana’s about to order the Hibachi Chicken.

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