MonKeyArtAwards: Un Mission Muy Viejo

If you’re like us, your design philosophy is to capture an emotional response from the viewer through a dizzying array of design elements or through a single iconic image or through whatever piece of crap you can get your client to sign off on before the weekend. Which is why we saw ourselves mirrored so exactly in our latest Mystery Mission Statement Agency:

----- is a visual solutions provider to entertainment and corporate based markets. (sure, it sounds poncy, but it takes a real guts to call yourself a “visual solutions provider” with a straight face) We employ throughout our company a staff of highly talented, highly motivated individuals whose sole mission is to develop arresting and unique design options, through imagination, innovation and creativity. (anyone developing design options through any other means, such as scrolling through impawards, looking at photographer’s websites or flipping through fashion magazines will be swiftly terminated)

At -----, uniqueness is our specialty. (in fact, uniqueness is so pervasive it’s downright commonplace) We are always looking for new and innovative ways to push the design envelope, (we need to push the envelope in order to fit our big, fat invoices in it) bringing unexpected solutions to set each design apart. (if that doesn’t work, we mount them on foamcor with a 4” margin all around) Our design philosophy is to capture an emotional response from the viewer through a vast array of design elements or through a single iconic image.

Customer service is our top priority. (riiiiight. just ask any of our art directors) We strive to deliver the highest quality product in accordance with the needs of our clients by adapting to an ever-changing schedule. (our client needs it by Thursday so they can send it back for total revisions on Friday to be made by Monday when they get back from Palm Springs)

The team at ----- has provided visual design solutions (like we said: we’re a “visual design solutions provider”, you got a visual design problem with that, mister?) to many top domestic and international companies, who entrust us with taking their product to new heights in design making it different from anything else in the marketplace. (but not so different that it can’t be instantly identified as just one more entertainment product in the marketplace)

Our extensive portfolio illustrates our vast knowledge and experience and demonstrates why we are the premiere choice for creative design. (or, as we like to call it, graphic iconography conceptualization and development)

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