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These adorable Client Figurines feature an array of the most beloved types of clients you can imagine, including "The Passive Aggressive Psycho" and "The Life-Sucking Twit!" And coming soon: our new “Humiliating Moments” series will depict all sorts of whimsical client-vendor interactions such as "Shameful Degradation", "Endless Revisions" and "I Need You To Cut This Invoice In Half!"

“Simply delightful!” - Client Fancy Magazine

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These adorable Client Figurines feature an array of the most beloved types of clients you can imagine, including "The Passive Aggressive Psycho" and "The Life-Sucking Twit!" And coming soon: our new “Humiliating Moments” series will depict all sorts of whimsical client-vendor interactions such as "Shameful Degradation", "Endless Revisions" and "I Need You To Cut This Invoice In Half!"

“Simply delightful!” - Client Fancy Magazine

Comments

[joe sixpack]

you forgot "the total prick"

[Bitter Lemon]

And you forgot the "the yes man" you know, the AE that thinks there job is to always say yes to the client regardless of reason or logic.

[Lois Commondenominator]

I prefer the term "Butt Munching Fucktard".... it was coined in the comments on a thread from a couple of months ago and would appear to work for either the agency or studio side. Although picturing it rendered in porcelain is more than a little disturbing.

[Dame Margot Fonteyn]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Fucktard

A leotard with a hole in the crotch instead of snaps so you can get some quick in and out action between ballet performances.