Okay, all you self-unemployed rat bastard freelancers, today's the day to pull a pair of underpants out of the clothes hamper, suit up and check in with Sheila at ASSME, the American Society of Shitcanned Media Elites.

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Sorry to post my question here but how many of us freelancers are actually working right now? Just curious.
Posted by: so kurious | Friday, July 10, 2009 at 08:58 AM
ELITIST!!!
Posted by: Sans-A-Belt | Friday, July 10, 2009 at 09:03 AM
It's been a long vacation.
Posted by: The IMP | Friday, July 10, 2009 at 09:12 AM
WHAT? Put on PANTS! And lose my only assistant?
Posted by: L. Strauss | Friday, July 10, 2009 at 09:40 AM
I'm still reeling from the fact that some of you actually get paid.
Posted by: appy Idiot | Friday, July 10, 2009 at 10:13 AM
Got a good first 3 months, then a long scary vacation, and now it's picking up again. But I guess it's only because I'm asking for more money that I get hired for fast pace jobs instead of some other burned out freelancer.
That being said, I get hired one day for the next.
It used to be days in advance for a whole week.
Try SHOES on with the pants!
Posted by: Arma Nee | Friday, July 10, 2009 at 10:22 AM
Actually, that's a typo -- it's supposed to be Put On Your Plants Day -- you know, like put them on the windowsill.
Apologies for the inconvenience this appears to have caused so many of you, especially those whose "assistants" were affected.
Posted by: Al Fresco | Friday, July 10, 2009 at 11:03 AM
Has someone been complaining? BTW, my Uggs only LOOK like fuzzy slippers!
Posted by: moe zart | Saturday, July 11, 2009 at 11:20 AM
Freelancers don't wear pants. It makes it too difficult for their clients to f%#£ them in the@$$!
Posted by: Lance for Free | Tuesday, July 14, 2009 at 02:38 AM