If you’re like us, you can’t help but
notice how much network and cable TV has come to dominate outdoor advertising
in LA.
Even on the most casual cross-town drive -- and what better word than “casual” to describe our blasé blend of texting and driving -- we are seeing ads for CBS’s new fall shows and the CW’s Melrose Place and Vampire Diaries on countless billboards, bus sides and bus shelters. (However, we're not seeing as much from ABC, NBC and FOX. Come on, you other websters. Tick, tock!)









































"Mmmmm, humpday."
Posted by: Homer Simpson | Wednesday, August 26, 2009 at 08:55 AM
Props for the indefatigable "If you're like us" trope. Point well taken on broadcast/cable vs. theatrical as well; are there any agencies that handle one and won't work on the other?
Posted by: Idiot Box | Wednesday, August 26, 2009 at 08:57 AM
Note to editor.: "Humpday" is one word. Grammar is a bitch.
Posted by: Walter Burns | Wednesday, August 26, 2009 at 09:02 AM
PS - imp has this at least: http://www.impawards.com/tv/standard.html
Posted by: Idiot Box | Wednesday, August 26, 2009 at 09:03 AM
Dear Mr. Burns,
Sorry to disappoint, but just because a copy line makes it to finish, that does not necessarily mean that is conforming to the rules of usage.
May we quote two vanguards of modern lexicology:
“An American English idiom for Wednesday is ‘hump day’ a reference to making it through to the middle of the work week as getting ‘over the hump.’” -- Wikipedia
“Hump day: The middle of a work week (Wednesday); used in the context of climbing a proverbial hill to get through a tough week.” -- Urban Dictiionary
Grammar is a not a bitch, it is a boon companion.
Posted by: Edwina Trout | Wednesday, August 26, 2009 at 09:41 AM
We stand advised, but please note that in the Lexicon of Modern Motion Picture Marketing, HUMPDAY appears to be one word.
http://tinyurl.com/puumlm
Posted by: Walter Burns | Wednesday, August 26, 2009 at 09:51 AM
Oh, Edwina! How I love it when you attempt to enlighten your readers!
Walter, you need to step away from your monitor and pick up your Strunk and White.
Posted by: Long Time Monkeyartist | Wednesday, August 26, 2009 at 10:25 AM
exsqueeze me, but Fox has an extensive outdoor media blitz, that is of course if you're at the intersection of Pico and Overland and gazing at the single billboard.
Posted by: Victor Immature | Wednesday, August 26, 2009 at 10:31 AM
Apparently "NCIS:Los Angeles" takes place during a malaria outbreak. On all the outdoor I've seen, the boys have a slightly Simpson-ish flesh tone.
Posted by: Anita Cocktail | Wednesday, August 26, 2009 at 10:36 AM
"Strunk and White is toxic mix of purism, atavism, and personal eccentricity is not underpinned by a proper grounding in English grammar. It is often so misguided that the authors appear not to notice their own egregious flouting of its own rules . . . It’s sad. Several generations of college students learned their grammar from the uninformed bossiness of Strunk and White, and the result is a nation of educated people who know they feel vaguely anxious and insecure whenever they write 'however' or 'than me' or 'was' or 'which,' but can’t tell you why."
Posted by: Geoffrey Pullum | Wednesday, August 26, 2009 at 10:40 AM
Edwina, you are correct in your usage of hump day as two words.
Now, can we please get back to the malaria outbreak going on in Los Angeles?
Posted by: Geoffrey Pullum's ex-wife | Wednesday, August 26, 2009 at 10:52 AM
Yeah, what Geoffrey said. What did he say?
Posted by: Shakes Pier | Wednesday, August 26, 2009 at 10:58 AM
Oh Victor, you just wait...
Posted by: Pico & Bev Glenn | Wednesday, August 26, 2009 at 11:00 AM
Grammar IS a bitch (as is my ex- wife.)
Posted by: Geoffrey Pullum | Wednesday, August 26, 2009 at 11:13 AM
Your letter spacing and punctuation are both incorrect:
There should not be a space between the hyphen and wife.
Periods go inside parentheses only if an entire sentence is inside the parentheses.
This is why I divorced you.
Posted by: Geoffrey Pullum's ex-wife | Wednesday, August 26, 2009 at 11:26 AM
I rest my (lower) case.
Posted by: Geoffery Pullum | Wednesday, August 26, 2009 at 11:42 AM
Uh oh, looks like Tuesday is anything
but the new Humpday... http://tinyurl.com/n8xkl3
Posted by: Humpday Dumpday | Wednesday, August 26, 2009 at 11:50 AM
I think LL Cool J needs to see a doctor and have that gun-toting hand on his shoulder removed.
Posted by: Mama Said Knock U Out | Wednesday, August 26, 2009 at 12:34 PM
and Julianna Margulies' head is not centered on her neck...Goodwife, bad headstrip.
Posted by: Art Korector | Wednesday, August 26, 2009 at 12:47 PM
I always say if you're going to pick a perspective, you should stick with it. Is it an upshot or not? The trees on the left say "maybe", while the ones on the right say "no".
Posted by: Anita Cocktail | Wednesday, August 26, 2009 at 01:36 PM
There must be something in the pool water that turns you into a GIANT!
And something in L.A. air that turned Chris O'D into Linda Blair. Yeesh!!
Posted by: Duped! | Wednesday, August 26, 2009 at 01:58 PM
You're right! I can't understand why they don't include these marketing gems in the Key Art Awards.
The designers certainly put as little effort and craftsmanship into them as is invested in most movie posters these days.
Posted by: Jiminy Kritic | Wednesday, August 26, 2009 at 02:59 PM
not as distracted by the giant hot blond as I am by the obnoxious lens flare. it reminds me of all the times i got pulled over by the cops.
that one guy looks like he is about to pee in the pool while watching those two get busy. perv alert!
Posted by: Amanda Woodward | Wednesday, August 26, 2009 at 03:09 PM
Maybe that's just me (tending to the family pool was my chore), but the first thing I thought of when I saw the Melrose ads was..... ALGAE! Water that color usually means a nasty rash. Then again, it's Melrose Place, so nasty rashes are probably pretty common.
Posted by: Pool Boy | Wednesday, August 26, 2009 at 03:22 PM
Lens flares and head strips? Where's all the crew-gossip? the ignition-hate? the poo? I'm going to perez instead.
Posted by: Tattler | Wednesday, August 26, 2009 at 03:41 PM
Those Melrose posters are freaking creepy, especially the first one. She looks like she is tolerating with only mildly concealed disgust the guy/dog who is about to hump her leg in an especially awkward way.
As much as I miss the amusement of outdoor advertising, this sort of thing makes me glad we don't have this sort of thing here in Paradise.
Posted by: wilhemina | Wednesday, August 26, 2009 at 05:10 PM
tuesdays aren't a bitch...they're a photoshop disaster!
Posted by: Billy Campbell | Wednesday, August 26, 2009 at 05:41 PM
I agree with Tattler...B O R I N G
Posted by: PooFling | Wednesday, August 26, 2009 at 06:16 PM
Sorry Tattler.... we have to make do with the hand we're dealt. Edwina seems to be a bit gun-shy on all the salacious stuff lately.
Posted by: Amanda Woodward | Wednesday, August 26, 2009 at 08:54 PM
Who you callin' Webster??!
Posted by: Webster | Thursday, August 27, 2009 at 06:39 AM