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Proof that the marketing industrial complex needs a Malibu retreat offering Photoshop intervention.
Posted by: fully-justified billing blockhead | Thursday, November 05, 2009 at 08:17 AM
A.D.: "FOUR HEADS!!! If we make it long enough to fit all 4 heads, it won't look like a lunchbox anymore!"
A.E.: "The client says their contracts all have an have equal-likeness clause."
A.D.: "But it won't work. It will look like a coffin with a handle."
A.E.: "Oh, and they also have a product placement deal with this company that makes these really cool, modern-style thermos bottles, you have to work that in too"
C.D.: "I'm going to lunch, if you need me, I'll be on the cell."
Posted by: Just Shoot Me | Thursday, November 05, 2009 at 09:11 AM
AE: Client wants something smart and conceptual, like this:
http://www.impawards.com/tv/six_feet_under_ver4.html
AD: Uh, okay. Let me just finish this blunt and i'll get right on it.
Posted by: Hired Hand | Thursday, November 05, 2009 at 09:59 AM
Was this copy written before or after "think outside the bun".
Posted by: Taco Bell | Thursday, November 05, 2009 at 10:10 AM
http://www.danaroc.com/images/10itemsorless2.jpg
Posted by: Words R Us | Thursday, November 05, 2009 at 10:25 AM
AE: "Spike just called, they want to know if there's anyway you can "sex it up" a bit, maybe work in some tits or something. The ad is testing too "alternate life-style", what ever that means."
Posted by: Script Dr. | Thursday, November 05, 2009 at 10:43 AM
AE: "Spike called again. They want more meat in the sandwich."
Posted by: Bacon Lettuce & Tomato | Thursday, November 05, 2009 at 11:32 AM
C.D.: "I'm back, did anything happen?
Is that Spike ad done yet? If anyone needs me, I'm in a meeting."
Posted by: Eves Droper | Thursday, November 05, 2009 at 02:16 PM
Client: Perfect! I love it! I fucking love it!!!
AE: Great! I'll send an invoice for the amount we agreed upon.
Client: Uh, I'm going to need to revise that budget...
Posted by: Jack Mehoff | Thursday, November 05, 2009 at 02:31 PM
Copy Writer: "Lunch box is two words."
A.D.: "Fuck off, it's shipped."
Posted by: Ben Der Dundat | Thursday, November 05, 2009 at 04:20 PM
Jeez, I don't know I should laugh at this. It's so true. I have heard EXACTLY all these lines from all these people.
Posted by: bigtit | Friday, November 06, 2009 at 07:59 AM
Proof that really great advertising is a collaborative effort!
Posted by: David "Don't Call Me Dave!" Ogilvy | Friday, November 06, 2009 at 08:35 AM
Dicks in a Box
Posted by: Al Carbon | Friday, November 06, 2009 at 10:45 AM
Best ad ever! What agency do I need to work at if I want to think out of the lunch box like this? This needs some sort of award!
Posted by: whosaid | Friday, November 06, 2009 at 10:06 PM
Whosaid, they're all the same...
Posted by: Outto Lunch | Saturday, November 07, 2009 at 09:46 AM
yah, work anywhere and you will get to do this shit. All day if you prefer until midnight.
Posted by: dumbass | Saturday, November 07, 2009 at 11:02 AM
If no one is going to claim ownership, I'm going to put this ad in my portfolio!
Posted by: Art D. Rector | Saturday, November 07, 2009 at 12:00 PM