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Maybe If We Set It In A Really Small Point Size No One Will Notice

Dear Edwina,

What about posting the drive campaign 'there are no clean getaways'... more like 'there are no original lines left'

Signed, Miko

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A Reader Submits: The Greater Fool Theory

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Revenge Is A Dish Best Served After Donning A Frock Made From A Briar Patch

One of the many high-strung creative types we count among our readers sent us this ad for ABC’s sure-to-be captivating new show. We hasten to add that metaphorical gowns should never be worn before Labor Day.

Marvelous!

FROM NIKKI FINKE: Everybody is trying to keep this secret. But I’ve learned that yesterday Disney canned Dana Precious, EVP of Worldwide Marketing for Marvel’s LA Studios (she had replaced Doug Finberg at the end of last summer); Jeffrey Stewart, VP of Worldwide Marketing (he’d been brought in by Dana); and Jodi Miller, Manager of Worldwide Marketing. That’s essentially Marvel’s entire marketing department. 

Read all about at DEADLINE HOLLYWOOD  

Taking Aim At Assault Rifle Preacher

MoiveLine offers up 10 First Impressions of the poster while  ShadowandAct calls it "Ridiculous...  this poster makes me want to run the other way, fast!" ;.. and  HuffPo slaps it with a  Weird label ... and a reader at I Watch Stufft comments, "This is definitely the poster someone would make if they were making a fake poster to parody White Savior action movies."

There's Always Room For Improvement

We found the posters on the right on More Ghanaian movie posters that will melt your brain into porridge

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The Answer Is: Don't Be Absurd

Dear Edwina,

Is it possible to have too much character?

Signed, SevenG

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Random Selections Sent In By Our Readers

Ape Man See, Ape Man Do.

We suspect the person who sent this in has an axe to grind with a certain agency.

We get it: same title, different movies. Ha ha. Nonetheless,  if you’re like us, you can’t help but notice how much more eye-catching that William S. Hart poster is than the Son Of Saddam poster. All that gold amounts to zero silhouette value.

Smells Like Teen Spirit

CBS unveils Dry Idea/Victoria Secret crossover promotion:

A Reader Demands To Know: WTF?!

Dear Edwina,

I'm not sure if this has become obvious to anyone else yet, but the new movie poster/trailer rating & review site The Film Informant has SEVERE tilt in their judgements.

Attached is located at the bottom of their page, where one can find their so-called Top 10's and Highest User Rated content.

Here is where it gets problematic for me:

I scan over the lists, and all of these posters, websites, and trailers have near perfect scores, while suspiciously all being from the same creative company.

Who runs this site?  Who is getting paid to run this site? Do the companies who advertise on this site know? Does anybody know?

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America Once Again In Crisis As Key Art Deadline Looms

If you’re like us, you cannot function without a deadline hanging over your head. That’s why we’re waiting until the very last minute to enter in this year’s Race For Respect. 

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A Reader Submits: Key Arts And Crafts

Getting That Sinking Feeling All Over Again

One of our many, many close, personal Facebook friends sent us this adorable twin set:

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