Dear Edwina, so… over cocktails, an associate said, "You've heard about the class action lawsuit? People who bought Key Art tickets at face value suing to get a refund now that they are giving all the tickets away."
And I do know they are literally giving the tickets away. They are dumping big blocks of free tickets on various institutions… I've seen 'em!
But is the lawsuit for real?
As much as we’d like to see Julia Roberts sink her teeth into another Oscar®-winning role as a white trash defender of the down-trodden, the idea of a lawsuit seems unlikely, given the lack of vertebrae among vendors in this business.
Besides, according the Key Art Awards' Events page on Facebook, the headcount stands at: 14 Attending, 4 Not Attending, 5 Maybe Attending and 16 Awaiting Reply!
All talk. No class. No action.
Posted by: Wimpy | Thursday, October 13, 2011 at 09:30 AM
WTF??! Julia Roberts won a Pointy Thingy?
Posted by: Where’s Mine | Thursday, October 13, 2011 at 10:07 AM
Someone should win an award for retouching!
Posted by: Jiminy Kritic | Thursday, October 13, 2011 at 11:41 AM
Too lazy to photoshop the curtain?
Posted by: itslefty | Thursday, October 13, 2011 at 04:54 PM
It’s called subtlety, Itslefty. And judging by comments like yours, it’s a lost art.
Posted by: Edwina Trout | Thursday, October 13, 2011 at 05:07 PM
itslefty wouldnt have even noticed if wheres mine hadnt pointed it out.
Posted by: Touche | Thursday, October 13, 2011 at 07:18 PM
Bitchy fucks!
Posted by: itslefty | Friday, October 14, 2011 at 03:40 PM