If you’re like us, you hate to see your sacred cows come under attack. So naturally we were taken aback when one of our readers suggested that Because I Said So should replace our beloved Clifford as the low bar of key arts and craft making.
Granted Ms.Keaton's hand bears a striking resemblance to that of Marge Simpson's, nonetheless, we hasten to disagree. Not just because Clifford is
better at being worse, but mainly because there’s something about the insane demand
to erase the natural effect of 30 years of life on this earth from a human being's image that goes beyond retouching into the realm of embalming.
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"She’s Just Your Normal, Three Fingered, Overprotective, Overbearing, Over-Retouched Grandmother."
(not to mention that her head and hand are too small)
Posted by: Art Korrector | Tuesday, January 12, 2010 at 11:20 AM
i don't get why you are showing the portraits of diane keaton and meg ryan.
Posted by: Victor Immature | Tuesday, January 12, 2010 at 12:38 PM
Retouching!? Aging!? Get right OUT of town! WHO KNEW!?
Posted by: EAT YO' PIXELZ | Tuesday, January 12, 2010 at 02:51 PM