If you’re like us, you’ve seen the billboards for this one around town and actually had to slow down, stop texting and put your Jamba Juice back in the cup holder so you could spend a quiet moment asking yourself: Is her head too big? Is his head too small? What’s holding up his ass? And whatever happened to Matt LeBlanc's career?
Click on image to enlarge Jennifer Aniston's head.
You can still see the sketch marks.
Posted by: Boozey Flapjack | Wednesday, March 03, 2010 at 09:18 AM
why isn't she sitting on his face, that's what i'd want to see.
Posted by: tom thumbnail | Wednesday, March 03, 2010 at 09:39 AM
Where's the other handcuff? Why is she laying on an incline? Where's Brad Pitt?
Posted by: Jiminy Kritic | Wednesday, March 03, 2010 at 10:56 AM
Asked and answered:
1) Starlets melons occupy a unique gravitational miasma so the rules of physics do not necessarily apply. According to Copernicus, however, the physical properties of aging starlets and their dropping box office receipts are immutably constant. So, no, her head is not, in fact, too big or too small in relation to the cosmos. At this time in society's tabloidinal age, like a bowl of warm porridge, it's juuuuust right.
2) See above.
3) Inflated expectations for this rom-com turkey having the feathers to fly on opening weekend.
4) Matt Le-Who is not a hypothesis, it's a fact.
Posted by: fully-justified billing blockhead | Wednesday, March 03, 2010 at 11:36 AM
And the Key Art Award goes to... http://www.pulseadv.com/flash.html whoever they are.
Posted by: Don Wilson | Wednesday, March 03, 2010 at 01:24 PM
Expect a call from our lawyers...
Posted by: ESPN | Wednesday, March 03, 2010 at 04:38 PM
Pulse.
Are they still in business?
Posted by: James Ensore | Thursday, March 04, 2010 at 12:03 AM
Yes they are still in business! They are still a full-service design agency recognized for creating integrated cross-platform advertising campaigns. Their team of forward-thinking creatives will still brainstorm, develop, evolve and execute unique and compelling campaigns that tell a powerful story - your story. Still.
Posted by: crispy frog | Thursday, March 04, 2010 at 04:04 PM
ha ha ha!!!!
http://monkeyartawards.typepad.com/monkeyartawards/2008/03/another-mission.html
Posted by: Pixel Dusted | Thursday, March 04, 2010 at 04:44 PM
Talent posing and bad composting on white seamless... very forward thinking and seems to be their habit.
Posted by: AreGeeBee | Thursday, March 04, 2010 at 04:47 PM
by the looks of the size of her legs shes at least a mile long...
Posted by: butttuffness | Friday, March 05, 2010 at 07:09 AM
Fire the art director who somehow couldn't be troubled to capture a glimpse of Jen's more than ample boobage!
Posted by: whiner diner | Friday, March 05, 2010 at 11:15 AM
I, for one, would buy an inflatable Jennifer Aniston sofa. Too late for a product tie-in?
Posted by: crispy frog | Friday, March 05, 2010 at 11:32 AM
With optional DD end pillows.
Posted by: Lord Humongous | Friday, March 05, 2010 at 11:37 AM
it looks like if she stood up she would be 8 feet tall with size 2 feet and polio-shriveled legs.
Posted by: Art D. Rector | Friday, March 05, 2010 at 12:43 PM
http://tinyurl.com/ydxxzfe
Posted by: Deja View | Friday, March 05, 2010 at 04:59 PM
That would be Matt LeBlanc
(laying out-of-sight next to his"friend" Jen) holding up
Gerard's ass.
Cheers!
Posted by: Cheery Garcia | Friday, March 05, 2010 at 06:30 PM