We heard a wild, unsubstantiated rumor that a certain studio is shaking up the bros and sistahs in their theatrical marketing department. (Okay, that’s just a straightforward rumor. The wild and unsubstantiated part is that they’re bringing in a truckload of illegal marketing execs from Guatemala to replace them.)
I heard they're just going to run everything through oDesk from now on. Full ad campaigns for $1.26 an hour. Can't beat it.
Posted by: Anita Cocktail | Wednesday, May 18, 2011 at 03:01 PM
are they gonna warn a brotha?
Posted by: don deezy von weezy | Wednesday, May 18, 2011 at 04:11 PM
and the rumor continues to tell us WHERE you're referring to?
Posted by: we want answers | Wednesday, May 18, 2011 at 07:25 PM
I am just too drunk to follow, who did what now? Who do we laud/hang?
Posted by: BitterLemon | Wednesday, May 18, 2011 at 11:39 PM
Not only that, but I also heard that a certain someone at a different studio was talking to a vendor who shall remain nameless about a thing that'll be a really big deal if and when anyone else finds out. You heard it here first.
Posted by: Cappy | Thursday, May 19, 2011 at 05:56 AM
Since Edwina doesn't strike me as the fraternity type, I'm guessing her judicious use of the term "bros" is a subtle hat tip to Warner Bros.
Posted by: Pierre Pressure | Thursday, May 19, 2011 at 08:34 AM
Pierre Pressure = Einstein!
Posted by: Nerf Ball | Thursday, May 19, 2011 at 09:18 AM
I did it for the AE's. I'd hate to see them waste a whole day trying to figure it out.
Posted by: Pierre Pressure | Thursday, May 19, 2011 at 10:03 AM
I hear Fox is hiring... oh, wait. they're looking for people who actually do something.
Posted by: Peggy Olson | Thursday, May 19, 2011 at 11:06 AM
So what's going on?
Posted by: Stevie | Thursday, May 19, 2011 at 09:48 PM
It's easy. A certain someone from across the pond who works at a mountainous studio is heading to the hood to hang with the bros.
Or so it's been rumored.
Posted by: Pluto Bash | Friday, May 20, 2011 at 07:25 AM
Amanda to Warners? That makes sense for her but doesn't really ad much for them...
Posted by: Soothsayer | Friday, May 20, 2011 at 08:06 AM
I heard Keri Moore ankled her post.
Posted by: Army Archerd | Friday, May 20, 2011 at 09:10 AM
That's a polite way of putting it, Army. ONe might also say she got a boot up her ass and was ushered out.
Posted by: Pluto Bash | Friday, May 20, 2011 at 11:21 AM
But just think of the money she'll save on daycare!
Posted by: Michelle Obama | Friday, May 20, 2011 at 11:48 AM
Disney is going to get ugly soon.
Posted by: Dobie G | Sunday, May 29, 2011 at 05:48 PM
Toldja!
Posted by: Jiminy Kritic | Tuesday, May 31, 2011 at 08:24 AM