Submissions for the glamorous and exciting 2011 Key Art Awards open this June 1. Be sure to visit keyartaward.com for details regarding eligibility, fees and media handling charges. Please make sure that you enter all information and credits completely and accurately when submitting an entry so that all contributors are properly recognized for their efforts. Ha ha. Just kidding.
I feel tingly all over. Maybe I should call the doctor.
Posted by: The Unknown Art Director | Monday, May 23, 2011 at 01:18 PM
Enter and the terrorists win...
Posted by: Squid Pro Quo | Monday, May 23, 2011 at 02:17 PM
Dearest friend
However surprising this proposal may seem to you, I want you to consider the immense benefit it will be to both of us.
My Name is Mr Cedric Koko, from the Hollywood Reporter. After the last Key Art Awards, I amassed a fortune, including a lot of cash deposit in big security companies & financial institutions in Europe.
Now the government of Switzerland at its meeting of Thursday,January 20,2011 has decided to freeze any funds and asst in Switzerland belonging to myself.
There is a cash deposit of $25,000 000.00 ( twenty five million US Dollars ) I made in a security company, in a coded formula showing that the box contains pieces of gold and silver in a Security Company in Spain. I am the only person that knows about the deposit as well as the content and all the deposit documents are in my possession.
Now, I must get a reliable person whom we shall use to make the claim from the security company and pay the money into the person’s account.
There is no risk involved because all the logistics for a smooth transaction has been perfected. I offer you 30% as our new partner , while 60% will be for me and i,while 10% will be set aside for any expenses we may incure during the transaction. You will also receive two tickets to the next Key Art Awards in October 2011 at a special table. Maybe free drinks.
Please this is highly confidential and you must keep it to yourself only.
If you are interested to partner with us, do contact me on my private with the following information below.
1Your full names............
2Bank Address..............
3Your telephone numbers..........
4.A copy of your identity or driving license..
5 Bank Routing Number........................
6 Your profession.....................
Best Regards
Mr Cedric Kokoh
The Hollywood Reporter
Posted by: Pierre Pressure | Monday, May 23, 2011 at 03:25 PM
Sounds like a much better deal than entering this year's Key Art Awards.
Posted by: Curve Ball | Monday, May 23, 2011 at 04:13 PM