What To Name The Baby
If you’re like us, you know the hardest part of starting a new business is coming up with a name for it. Unless the name comes to you first and the business follows in due course. (Which is how we ended up running a funeral parlor in the Sierras called Mammoth Undertaking.)
So, if you’ve got your heart set on opening up your very own entertainment advertising agency and you’re stumped as to what to call your workers’ paradise, we offer these suggestions:
1. Fanciful, Pickwickian names that speak to a muted ecstasy deep within your soul:
Graphic Infection
Dr. Lovefont's Feel Good Designatorium
Breakfast At Epiphany's
Pixelophilia
Unbridled Enthusiasm, Inc.
2. Manly names intended to obscure what is really a silly, fussy occupation:
The Tool Shed
The Steal Mill
Creative Sweat Shop
Art Butcher
3. Solipsistic names that slyly reference esoteric aspects of this industry:
The Whinery
White Slavers of The Westside
Creative Panderers
One Sheet To The Wind
Plus these gems submitted by our readers:
Polish Chop Shop
Helvetica Unlimited
Simmerin' Bacon O' Fryin'
B. F. D.
Fart Machine
Pemis
Indignation
Stockholm Syndrome
Small Vox
Ruptured Arterie
Petrol Refinery
Fox Inthechickenhouse
Art Misery
O.C.D. & No Friends
Ye Olde Sweatshop
7:24 Design
The Cheeseball Factory
Pixelanimous
Poster Boy
Kick, Back and Beyond
Posted by: Shirley Ellis | Wednesday, March 26, 2014 at 03:38 PM
Gotham City
SCrew
Cold Sweat
The Ass Wipery
Posted by: The SCREAMING Art Director | Wednesday, March 26, 2014 at 04:16 PM
Fucktards, Inc.
Posted by: The SCREAMING Art Director | Wednesday, March 26, 2014 at 04:17 PM
Vendordome
Ben, Dover & Spreadham
CMYKmart
Posted by: Name That Tune | Wednesday, March 26, 2014 at 07:52 PM
Der Venalschnitzel
Comptown
Walart
Pixel Hut
Posted by: Content Creator | Thursday, March 27, 2014 at 06:53 PM
Gustatus Similis Pullus
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Tastes Like Chicken
Posted by: Duck Phillips | Thursday, March 27, 2014 at 07:38 PM
+ 1 for comptown nigga!
Posted by: Dr. Dre | Friday, March 28, 2014 at 02:06 AM