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Photoshoplifting

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Okay Glass, Now Show Me The Golf Ball Size Tumor You're Growing In My Brain

Here's a preview of Preview, a Google Glass app that allows you to watch a movie trailer instantly by just looking at a movie poster.

Little Shop of Graphics Horrors

One of our readers sent us this link to Bloggokin - a site that answers that answers that age-old question: “Have you ever wondered what movie posters would look like if they were composed of nothing but clip art and Comic Sans?”

The Art Of Negotiating

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Olly Would

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Luxury Ocean Front Condos With Breathtaking Watermark Views

Dear Edwina,

 LA Clippers owner Donald Sterling didn't become a multi-millionaire by foolishly PAYING $19 for his iStockPhoto purchases. After all, the watermarked versions work just fine, and they're free!

Get Your Schmooze On

LeBook has asked us to spread the word that they are putting together an event on January 31 at Siren Studios presenting several hundred portfolios and reels, and inviting 1000+ creative types from the studios, networks and design agencies.

Blah, blah, blah. Seriously. All we want to know is: will there be free food?

Update To Site Governance And Poo Flinging Policy

Henceforth, whenever some poncy upstart whines to us about how our little monkey blog is undermining the high standards of the entertainment marketing profession we will post this Key Art Award winning poster of a stuffed bear whacking off.

It's Why They Call It EW

Rather than gild the lily, we’ve copy and pasted the following verbatim from EW’s site:

New 'Movie 43' poster as saucy as the celeb-filled movie -- EXCLUSIVE

What’s curvaceous and a bit naughty, with a greenish palor? This exclusive poster, below, for the upcoming mega celebrity-filled ensemble comedy Movie 43!

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Touted as “The biggest cast every assembled, for the most outrageous comedy ever made,” the poster boasts a bada-boom outline of a greenish woman’s body with the movie’s title as the, er, crotch clincher. Helmed by several directors, including Peter Farrelly (There’s Something About Mary, Dumb and Dumber),  the film stars a serious litany of A-list names, including — take a long breath - Halle Berry, Naomi Watts, Kate Winslet, Elizabeth Banks, Kate Bosworth, Gerard Butler, Kieran Culkin, Josh Duhamel, Anna Faris, Chris Pratt, Richard Gere, Terrence Howard, Hugh Jackman, Johnny Knoxville, Chloe Moretz, Justin Long, Leslie Bibb, Liev Schreiber, Seann William Scott, Emma Stone, Jason Sudeikis, and Uma Thurman.

“Never before have such huge actors pushed the envelope so much,” Farrelly told EW last month, giving us the lowdown on scenes ranging from Winslet on a crazy blind date with Jackman to a potty-mouthed Watts and her real-life love Schreiber playing parents home-schooling their son by totally demeaning him. The movie’s set for release in theaters Jan. 25, 2013.

Head Shots

Dear Edwina, How's this for placement?

The Nearly 40-Year-Old Joke

Dear Edwina, here is an "oh so current" funny sent in by moi:

Note to the Marvin Hamlisch estate: MonKeyArtAwards is not responsible for misspellings on reader-submitted art.